he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There r osticjed everywhere
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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