I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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