don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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