I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Let's get the cat blown out
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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