You work out of a Hotel?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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