Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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