sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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