saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The adults are the big ones right?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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