I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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