then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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