I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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