Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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