Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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