I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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