And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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