doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Can Purell be used as lube?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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