it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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