I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She needs sedatives and a leash
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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