It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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