oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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