She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
The power of my boobs compel you
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
