did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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