omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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