we're blogging at a bar
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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