We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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