You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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