i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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