Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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