Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
