How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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