Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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