Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
