i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
