im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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