what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
