All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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