marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Operation Purity has been aborted
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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