batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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