Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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