Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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