Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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