i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can i not drive my cunt home
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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