she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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