1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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