I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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