New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
