Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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