Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
