The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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