that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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