i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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