He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
birth control should be required to get into college
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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